Smiling Cunts.

I feel empowered when glancing at things like this. We shouldn't feel the need to hide pussy-faces in shame; no more will we censor cunts out and about in public - now they will be readily accepted as the faces of the new generation... and what a generation they are! I don't know which "smile" I prefer - they're all just so butt-fucking intimidating... the original smile or the frown are probably my favorite when in pertinence to the sexiest pick, but honestly the wink is not far behind. Let's have some fun. I'm going to try to organize a competition... I'll try and find girls with every single one of these pussy-face icons; anyone else is fair to try, email me your pussy-face pictures and I'll name a winner.. that is, if it's someone other than me who's won. :P

bdsmithyu@gmail.com

I'll post the rules soon.

No cheating!

Blowjobbing.

It has been several months since my last blowjob. And I've been pining for oral pleasure whenever I meet someone new: you never know, they may be very talented with their mouths and tongues as a powerful gossiped unit, you in the dead middle of their luscious ring-waggling orgy. Sex is a dime a dozen, so the past few months I've trying desperately hard to find someone that meets my criteria and fits my bill; I want a great blowjob, not a good one - a phenomenal vibrating fellatio concerto of the intimate mingling of suckled genitalia. Good sex is easy to find: get anyone in bed with you, then fuck fuck fuck as hard as you possibly can! However, good sex is not my customary concern at the moment, rather it's not even on the mind as it once often was. No, I had a blowjob three months prior, but I didn't finish, and the blower wasn't the best than she could've been. Does it matter upon orgasm? It could; they started (and yes, I said "they") and I wanted nothing more than for them to've stopped. But only after I came on their faces did I realize it was worth it. These girls played with my scrotum, snowballed my cum (approximately three faces that night) and then we did it all over again the next night. I need something like that. A great oral experience is necessary for good health. I love eating a pussy; how many guys will admit such things? I like to give them pleasure for giving me pleasure. If I find a girl who rocks my world with her mouth, you can better believe I'll jamming my tongue so far up her pussy she'll be in a constant euphoria. So how about it? Whoever wants to 69 with a pro, my email is as follows: bdsmithyu@gmail.com

I'm looking forward to it.

Where should I shit?

There's never old regionalism in anybody's stare nowadays, can't you see that? Whatever we do, we'll called as "trolls" before the shit ever hits the fan; and good on ya, too! I just smoked a whole ounce of Lemon Grass and I have to shit badly. Should I go right this second, dash out of my room down the hall to the toilet, or should I hold it in for a few more minutes? I've been holding it since 12:32am. The clock now reads 12:38am. Five minutes, destroyed... never coming back. I was just on Ratebeer, and nobody likes to discuss a single topic of interest there without troll-bashing. The fuckers would rather be spoon-fed by Founders than someone with two penises dropping science on their puny apelike minds until suicide is not only optional, it's necessary. Of course people in these forums do not like democracy, nor do they seem to be all that thrilled with the Freedom of Speech. I was watching for a whole half-hour the Natalie Portman Inside the Actor's Studio interview; I'd fuck her... who wouldn't? Goddamn. I'm prairie doggin' it: in and out, in and out of my asshole; I rather like the sensation, so I might as well keep it up there for a little while longer.
It is now 12:46am. Yes!